This letter goes out to all of you,
First of all, thank you. Thank you for sticking my be for the past 32 years. For some of you, I’ve been around your whole life. I know I was always a basic tool and a boring one at that, but I always made sure to be there for you whenever you needed me. I was there for you when you were bored at work or school to doodle and get your squiggly on. I’ll never let go of all of your memories uploaded by your memory card with countless edits. Oh! And let me never forget all of the screen captures. I hope you find something as easy as me. It doesn’t get any easier, really. I’ll really miss it all.
– Microsoft Paint